Rocket Rods Long wait. Short ride.
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Enjoy a 3-minute
whirlwind tour of Tomorrowland
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“Wait time: 75 minutes.”
Are you sure you want to get into this line?
Well, it looks like fun, so you might as well.
At least it’s not a 90 minute wait.
Anyway, most of the line is inside an air-conditioned building.
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At night, look for the glowing red sign.
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50 years?
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You enter the building under the “Rocket
Rods” sign.
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Here’s
the blueprint for a new Yesterland vehicle.

See a Rocket Jet in
Chicago Bears colors.
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Now you’re winding
through a large room decorated with oversized blueprints for Yesterland
ride vehicles such as
the Flying Saucers and
the Submarine Voyage.
Also, there are actual Yesterland ride vehicles—including two
Rocket Jets, cars from the
PeopleMover,
and even the front of an
old Monorail —which are
painted blue
and covered with a grid of orange stripes glowing under black light.
There’s also a movie screen with some clever animated films about
transportation in the future, as imagined around 40 years ago when
the films were made.
Don’t be surprised if you see each film several times.
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Next, the line takes you into a circular room with nine large movie screens.
There are three films, each introduced by Walt Disney.
Again, you might see each film several times.
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See the same wacky
vehicles on nine screens.

You’re almost there!
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One film shows crazy vehicles; the next shows the progress from the
Model T to the Rocket Rod. In both cases, the same image appears on
each of the nine screens. The third film surrounds you with familiar
CircleVision scenes, but faster than you’ve seen them before.
The line spirals to the center of the room and back out again.
This concludes the entertainment portion of the line.
Unfortunately, this doesn’t conclude the line itself.
In fact, the line slowly goes down stairs to below ground level,
through a dark corridor, and up lots of stairs to the loading level.
Yeah!
Finally!
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The loading platform is above the Radio Disney booth.
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Get ready to blast off
from the loading area.
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Climb into a Rocket Rod, with an unusual 1-1-1-2 seating configuration.
Fasten your seat belt.
Your Rod moves into position.
The lights count down.
It’s green, and you’re off!
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Wheeee!
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You accelerate rapidly on straight stretches and slow down as you
enter the unbanked curves.
You zip in and out of buildings, catching glimpses of other attractions.
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Enjoy the view. It goes by
quickly.
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You know the ride is almost over when you’re hit by a flash of
light and a blast of air while passing through the building that contains
the Rocket Rods queue.
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Wave to the Autopia drivers.
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That was kind of fun.
Do you want to ride again?
“Wait time: 75 minutes.”
Well, maybe not.
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Rocket
Rods entrance sign in 2000

But
the Rocket Rods attraction never re-opened.

Buzz
Lightyear Astro Blasters sign in 2006

The
unused track over Tomorrowland in 2005
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At Disneyland Park, the Rocket Rods attraction premiered on May 22, 1998, as the
centerpiece of the biggest overhaul of Tomorrowland since 1967.
The Rocket Rods combined two previous attractions—the
CircleVision 360 theater and the PeopleMover track.
It seemed like a good idea.
Unfortunately, Disney couldn’t convince a corporate sponsor to provide
funding for a big-budget, entertaining pre-show or for banked turns
on the old, flat PeopleMover track.
So the ride opened with neither.
The Rocket Rods covered the old 16-minute PeopleMover route in just three minutes,
but the Rods had to slow down substantially at every curve rather than offering
thrilling banked turns as enjoyed by riders of Test Track at Epcot.
The constant speeding up and slowing down took its toll on the vehicles and
infrastructure.
Almost immediately, the ride became better known for breakdowns and
limited operating hours than for entertainment and thrills.
In fact, the ride was closed most of its first summer.
Guest reaction to the Rocket Rods ride was mixed.
Some guests, especially children, enjoyed the “thrilling but not too
thrilling” acceleration and speed.
Other guests felt it lacked the thrills of a true thrill ride, while going too
fast to be enjoyable for sightseeing.
The biggest complaint was that the ride, although fun, wasn’t fun enough after the
long wait.
In September 2000, Rocket Rods closed again.
Park visitors found a sign at the Rocket Rods entrance
announcing that the attraction would reopen Spring 2001.
Perhaps the attraction would be enhanced and reengineered to bring it
up to its full potential!
For a half year, there was no evidence of progress—no track work, no test runs,
and no sign of activity inside the Rocket Rods building.
Spring arrived, but the Rocket Rods didn’t.
On April 28, 2001, the Los Angeles Times and the Orange County Register reported
that the Rocket Rods would never reopen.
The Times quoted a statement by the Disneyland President at that time, Cynthia Harriss, “The
high-speed attraction was never able to perform to its designed show standards.”
The Times added, “The problem, she said, was a budget-conscious
decision to run the high-speed Rods on the PeopleMovers unbanked track.”
At least her explanation was honest.
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The valuable high-traffic location of the old
Rocket Rods queue—the CircleVision pre-show and theater—became
part of the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters attraction in spring 2005.
At least it wasn’t a repeat of the 1990s, when the buildings for
America Sings and Mission to Mars were closed
for most of the decade before finally reopening in 1998 as Innoventions and
Redd Rockett’s Pizza Port.
The structure for the track that was once the PeopleMover route and then the
Rocket Rods route still winds above Tomorrowland—a constant reminder to guests that both of these attractions are now gone.
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A vehicle from Rocket Rods on display at Disneys California Adventure
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Updated August 29, 2011.
Photograph of Tomorrowland entrance with Rocket Rods car: 2000 by Werner Weiss.
Photograph of Rocket Rods ride and entrance: 2000 by Werner Weiss.
Photograph of Rocket Rods sign (red) at night: 1998 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of Rocket Rods entrance at night: 2001 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of Rocket Rods “50 years” sign: 2001 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of Rocket Rods blueprint: 1998 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of blue and orange Rocket Jet: 1998 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of Rocket Rods queue through CircleVision theater: 2000 by Werner Weiss.
Photograph of Rocket Rods above Radio Disney booth: 2001 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of stairs to Rocket Rods loading area: 1998 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of Rocket Rods launch area: 1998 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of Rocket Rods with Observatron in background: 2000 by Werner Weiss.
Photograph of riders in a Rocket Rods vehicle: 2000 by Werner Weiss.
Photograph of Rocket Rods vehicle above Autopia: by John Delmont.
Photograph of Rocket Rods entrance sign: 2000 by Werner Weiss.
Photograph of the “Re-opening in 2001” sign: 2000 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of Buzz Lightyear entrance sign: 2006 by Werner Weiss.
Photograph of empty track over Tomorrowland: 2005 by Allen Huffman.
Photograph of a vehicle from Rocket Rods at Disneys California Adventure: 2001 by Doug Marsh.
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